things to do on friday:

1. go to funeral - yes, kids this will be the highlight of my friday. sad, isn’t it?
2. pick up a copy of Lamb : The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal at books-a-gazillion - for those of you who haven’t heard of this book this is the dustjacket synopsis:
   

   The birth of Jesus has been well chronicled, as have his glorious teachings, acts, and divine sacrifice after his thirtieth birthday. But no one knows about the early life of the Son of God, the missing years — except Biff, the Messiahs best bud, who has been resurrected to tell the story in the divinely hilarious yet heartfelt work “reminiscent of Vonnegut and Douglas Adams” (Philadelphia Inquirer).

   Verily, the story Biff has to tell is a miraculous one, filled with remarkable journeys, magic, healings, kung fu, corpse reanimations, demons, and hot babes. Even the considerable wiles and devotion of the Saviors pal may not be enough to divert Joshua from his tragic destiny. But theres no one who loves Josh more — except maybe “Maggie,” Mary of Magdala — and Biff isnt about to let his extraordinary pal suffer and ascend without a fight.

3. finish working on an invitation for a partay that is coming up. woo hoo! beer!

that’s it. nothing to it. i’m sure you guys have great weekends planned and all, but for us unemployed moneyless people there isn’t much else to do except watch MST 3000 and try not to kill ourselves from sheer boredom.