so i haven’t put up the pictures of the christmas party at the hutton’s. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?!? i will at some point, i promise!, but for now you will have to live with the highlights from that night…well, atleast the ones i can remember. hey, there was a lot of Jager and Smirnoff shots going around.

• tricky - everyone was in the living room gearing up for dirty santa and this girl named priscilla picked up a chanel bag and asked “is this a trick?” and i replied, “yeah, it’s a trick.” in which she so smartly retorted “YOU’RE A TRICK!” holy crap, i’m on a middle school playground. her little comment was so way out of left field all i could do was stand there with my mouth gaping open. my face began to turn red. everyone was staring at she and i, poised for a catfight. i think someone start making jello. and i did something i hardly ever do…i walked away. I KNOW!!! later she tried to apologize but i was having none of that. bitch.
• gus van sant blows - we played dirty santa and kev and i ended up with gus van sant’s documentary based on kurt cobain, Last Days. it was not what i was expecting. not at all. i expected it to be this epic of kurt screaming and being all violent and kicking courtney’s ass, but nooooooo. the whole movie is made up of four shots. FOUR. SHOTS. and within those four shots i counted four flash backs, two flash forwards and i think i saw a flash sideways.
• ex-mas - my ex, wesley, showed up and we actually got along quite well. it was a little weird at first but again, there was a lot of alcohol thus niceties all around. we chatted about his new wife and both of our parents, football, dogs, and heart problems. wesley is a great guy and his wife is a very lucky lady, but seeing him made me appreciate my life just the way it is.

i’m sure there was more to the party, but this is a blog about me and if i’m not a part of the story, why should i tell it?