here is why today is going to suck a big ole donkey dick:

• security deposit on the new house has left us so broke that we might have to eat one of the cats for dinner
• my skirt is generating so much static electricity that it is covered in dust bunnies, dog hair, paper clips and i think i saw a small mexican running around in there.
• two words: my boss
• two more words: what now?!
• TMJ flaring up due to stress so that when i pop my jaw i look like a python gearing up for feeding
• House did not come on last night
• no money = no ladies night at The Grape for me

here are some things that have made me slightly happier recently:

• the only things left to pack in our condo is the attic and the kitchen
• sarah thinks my hair is “fucking gorgeous”
• kenn’s 17 year pregnancy
• cooper’s skin allergy was cleared up with one does of Chlorhexiderm and now she smells so yummy