today has been one tragedy after another and boy do i heart tragedy. i would wallow in a large vat of tragedy if tragedy was tangible. (please read the following sentences as “if one more fucking thing happens i might throw myself into oncoming traffic during rush hour on interstate 65. i am a very cranky girl and i reeeeaaally do not heart tragedy. tragedy should be drug out into a field and shot and then mounted to my hood so that i might mock it.”) one upside to this entire day is that kev picked up the keys to the house and we will be heading over there tonight to plan our inevitable if not extremely slow move in. jennybean, flip and dmoney will accompany us and i can’t wait to ramble on about all the cool things i have planned.

so you must be frantic to know what this tragedy i speak of is. wait, did i just end a sentance with a preposition? how utterly wrong of me! i’m too tired to check my grammar. to overemphasize and put in italicized bold CAPS my laziness, today i have bitched non stop about the renovation of the bathrooms here at work and the fact that i have to walk my sad ass two flights of stairs to pee. WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME? why hast thou madeth the toiletries unavailable to your servant when thoust knoweth i am far too lazy to walk anywhere to pee? why hast thou not made a travel urinal available?