i started today’s post with intentions of talking about how i have been pooping water for the last four days, but i decided you guys were really tired of hearing about my digestive trouble. oh sure, you’ll all run over to dooce to read about how she can’t poop but if i begin to utter the word “diarrhea” you all scatter like mice.

i went to lunch with sarah and her friend angela yesterday. i love eating at roma’s because it affords me the opportunity to stare longingly at hawtbusboy guy. seriously, he is totally hot. that is, until he opens his mouth. he sounds like he has a mouthful of rocks.

yesterday also marked day two of perfect hair. i even managed to somewhat get it to do what my stylist does. i just hope it doesn’t rain any time soon for there will be much afro action.

now i have to get back to work writing an oh so exciting due diligence report. wheeeee!