lets all thank kev for this little gem he put into my head this morning and it hasn’t left yet:

(sung to the tune of the Samford & Son theme song)
Simmer down now
Yes it’s time to watch the show
Yes it’s started
Don’t be licking me no mo’
And in fact hand me a handi-wipe!

yeah, can’t stop singing it. humming it. whistling it. shuffling to it.