observations from the past two day:

• holy shit! there is porn on t.v. at 6:30 in the morning! who was the programming genius who put that together, cause i want to give them a big sloppy kiss.
• sims 2 Open For Business is really hard.
• sims 2 is like monopoly after several hours of play: “fuck this game grandma! it’s four in the morning! you win!”
• how to get through an incredibly hard day: michael buble’
• how to get through an even harder day when all seems lost and you want to throw those around you off a building: zach galafianakis
• pimping + charity = pimpity
• have you seen those “The More You Know” p.s.a.’s that the cast from The Office has done? no? here’s a sample: “after the brown bear has finished batting you around and mauling you, contact your local forest ranger”