this weekend was chock full of beer, bloggers, chunky strippers, arguing, crying, holding, and kissing. that is the short story. now, here is the long:
friday night i met up with HD, batonga, sarahetc., and a few of her friends at bailey’s to celebrate sarah’s new job. we played pool, flirted with bill the physicist and quoted lines from nerdy films. as the neo-hippie crowd began to make their way in we exited down to the plaza. at one point a very toothless guy asked me what it would take to get me to go out with him and though i fought back the urge to say “good dental hygiene” i had to be a bit rude and say “you taking a bath in lye”. ’splodey and i were due to attend a birthday party so we high-tailed it out of there and went to see the awesomest stripper i have ever encountered. this girl was a little on the chunky side but had breasts of steel. ’splodey gave her a dollar to give me a lapdance and i just hung my head in shame the entire time.
saturday morning kev and i spent the day in bed watching movies and eating burger king. it was a pleasant, laid back kind of day. sunday was not much different. i went to my family’s for lunch and hid easter eggs for the boys, caught a lizard and then went home.
a lot more happened this weekend but i am too tired to share. maybe once i get myself in order i will tell you all about it.