it is 5:45 p.m. on saturday and i haven’t showered or brushed my teeth. what?! i don’t have to if i don’t want to! but, i wil because i’m starting to feel pretty gross. here are some photos that i have taken in the past couple of weeks. enjoy.

these are the koi that live in the pond at my house. if you lean over them they all come to the surface and open their mouths. what little beggars they are. i’ve seen homeless people with better manners.

molly cate, my pretty girl. she is not one to sit still for photos as she would rather lick the lens.

for the past ten days we have been pet sitting this gorgeous girl. her name is joyful and she is. in the mornings she grunts and “roos” whenever i get out of bed.

another photo of joyful. when she isn’t grunting and “rooing” she is usually doing this. lazy whore.

my mom and dad came home from a three week tour of ireland, so we took them out to dinner at surin. this was after two bottles of wine. can’t you see where i get all of my wonderful qualities?

my dad brought this back from ireland. tragically, he would not give it to me.

this is kelly & jeremy. yeah, i want to vomit on their cuteness.

darcia la rosa is so lovely. and she has great earrings.

this was taken at the railyard benefit a few weekends ago. i didn’t have that much fun, but we did invent a new name for the type of music the first band was playing: scretal.

the husband. i don’t post many pictures of him for fear that the whores will try to steal him from me.

damon and derek doing what they do best: making each other miserable.

so, there you go. now i am going back to sitting in my own filth.