i will be immersed in puppies and boxes this weekend. my goddoggies, joyful and splendor will be spending a glorious 24 hours with us as mel and britt go to hotlanta. during those 24 hours i will be be sucking on a bottle of jack daniels, packing up the house, and yelling at cooper and splendor to knock it off because it is totally annoying when they run around the house like wild heathens.

we are closing on the new house in less than 10 days. i cannot explain to you how absolutely ecstatic and how miserably stressed i am. during a normal 12 hour waking period i run through no less than three million emotions. “yay! a house!” “holy shit, we have a yard to mow!” “now where am i going to fit all my furniture?” “i hope to christ on a stick that our neighbors aren’t klansmen, or GASP! scientologists!” “holy shit, we don’t have a lawn mower!” just to name a few. if anyone wants to help prevent the inevitable exploding of my head please come by and help us move on the 15th and 16th. your assistance and/or xanax will be greatly appreciated.