i stayed home today with a massive headache and allergy issues. i know, i know, can’t you whine about something else? well, no! my life is consumed with medication and sneezing and i have nothing else to talk about.

here are some fun things i learned today while being miserable:

• four straight hours of Roseanne. gawd, how i miss that show.
• the neighbors have the lawn professionally cut. for four hours straight. don’t they know i’m in the middle of a Roseanne marathon?!
• cooper’s tolerance of the mailman is at an all time low. initiate bark sequence.
• the car loan people are resolute on calling me five times a day. i’ll pay the damn note when i get off my ass, thank you very much.

okay, that’s all i’ve got. i spent most of the morning sleeping off a benadryl induced coma. sadly i woke up with a headache even worse than the previous one.