the weekend in review:

• played crystal caves. circa 1991. i am so old skool.
• amandapandapants is pregnant. mary dangerous d and i will be breaking into APP’s house and decorating the nursery with pandas. in pants.
• treated myself to a pedicure. got really high on the nail salon’s fumes. realized vietnamese people don’t know what “ventilation” means.
• received a 19″ flat screen computer monitor for mother’s day. suck it!
• gave copious amounts of belly rubs to four very demanding greyhounds.
• swallowed enough immodium to bind up a bull elephant.
• satisfied my husband. not by having sex with him, but by watching Ultimate Avengers II and X-Men III. it’s the little things.
• wished my mom a happy mother’s day. received ten minute lecture about why owning dogs does not make me a mother and i should really start working on grandkids.

review complete. we now return to our regularly scheduled program.