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		<title>Where We Are</title>
		<description>three days ago I received a letter in the mail to renew my domain subscription and I stood there just staring at the words "cancel" and "final notice" and "never more" and wondered where I should go from here.  a month ago kev and I had a meaningful discussion ...</description>
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		<title>My Baby Is Skinnier Than Yours!</title>
		<description>being pregnant has brought about the oddest series of comments from random strangers.  and of all the people you would expect a little sympathy another pregnant woman completely blindsided me this weekend.  kevin and i attended a football party at a friend's house and i was introduced to ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/09/29/my-baby-is-skinnier-than-yours/</link>
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		<title>Ooh, Shiny Things!</title>
		<description>remember the bone crushing exhaustion i spoke about in the last post?  apparently it also causes you to forget that you once gave a shit about all the things you used to give a shit about.  like blogging!  and posting photos!  and doing stuff other than ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/09/24/ooh-shiny-things/</link>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Look Directly At The Crazy</title>
		<description>so far this pregnancy has been typical.  and by typical i mean awful.  that pregnancy glow they talk about, yeah it's nothing but your skin becoming an oil slick akin to a 13 year old's face.  fatigue?  i laugh in the face of that word.  ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/08/20/dont-look-directly-at-the-crazy/</link>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll Look Back On This And Laugh</title>
		<description>i suck, i know!  if blogging gave out citations for not blogging i'd be in prison for unpaid fines.  but i have a good excuse.  you'll laugh when you hear the story.  and then we'll be best friends again only until i go another month without ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/07/30/well-look-back-on-this-and-laugh/</link>
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		<title>The Post In Which I Have A.D.D.</title>
		<description>this weekend was city stages' 20th anniversary and while the line-up was quite impressive i quickly realized why i do not go every year.  hot, sticky frat boys.  and not hot as in "hawt", rather hot as in "would you please get the hell off me, you're ax ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/06/15/the-post-in-which-i-have-add/</link>
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		<title>I Can Talk About Balls With My Stylist</title>
		<description>three things i love to talk about: farts, pooping and my hair.  not in that particular order.
i was tired of having the sweat of death on the back of my neck in this alabama summer.  and if the two people who are not from alabama read this, yes ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/06/12/i-can-talk-about-balls-with-my-stylist/</link>
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		<title>In Memoriam</title>
		<description>goodnight my angel face.  i love you more than you know.  you brought nothing but happiness to our lives.  watching you chase down squirrels in the yard, barking at the thunderstorms.  hugging us by standing on the bed and bowing your head on our chests.  ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/06/11/in-memoriam/</link>
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		<title>The White Album</title>
		<description>i was going to do an all white photo post, but it ended up being a dog photo session.  i am lazy, here me yawn.


hai, i iz lira.   i iz a nut.


our rose bush is in bloom.  i wish the innernets was scratch & sniff.


more pretty ...</description>
		<link>http://prettyhelmet.com/2008/05/04/542/</link>
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		<title>Bring The Funk</title>
		<description>this weekend was off the chain as my mother would say.  what?  you're mother doesn't use ethnic slang?  friday night kev and i went to see fresh ground comics, a stand-up comedy group from right here in birmingham.  years of racism and blowing shit up will ...</description>
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